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Faloof
noun
(typically used in anger) an uncommon insult targeting self conscious men who are compensating meaning "small pp loser who probably has a shellfish allergy"
(typically used in anger) an uncommon insult targeting self conscious men who are compensating meaning "small pp loser who probably has a shellfish allergy"
Wife: I can't believe you did that!
Husband: I should have never married you!
Wife: I wouldn't if I knew you were such a faloof !
Husband: I should have never married you!
Wife: I wouldn't if I knew you were such a faloof !
Faloof by Prof. No Name January 9, 2021
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