One of the worst words imaginable. Likened to the three unforgivable curses in Harry Potter. Hearing this word uttered by a student can result in being expelled permanently from the school district. More than three offenses can result in time at Juvy. It's meaning is unpublishable for the previous reasons.

Student: "What the FLACE!? HOW DID I FAIL THE CLASS!?"
Teacher: "GO TO THE PRINCIPLE. WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE NOW, SEEING AS YOU'RE NEVER COMING BACK.

Flace by mooooooot December 15, 2010

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flace

A person with a flat face....when viewed side-on they have no distinctive facial features visible to the naked eye.

Also the theme of a little known social networking website 'FlaceBook' (watch this space/flace!)

Person A: Was flace out in echos last night mate?

Person B: Ye fritz got with her!

OR

Person A: What's Fritz's Flacebook status all about??

Person B: Oh yea, me n Reeves flapped him!

flace by The Makattack March 14, 2011

face creme

Cum on one's face from giving a blow job. The result of receiving a facial.

Likki loves face creme. It's her secret for maintaining her youthful appearance.

face creme by Likki Blondegirl November 12, 2021

Churchill Face

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.

Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!

Churchill Face by will bitten September 14, 2017

Bread in the Face

an adjective meaning,"that's so cool", or "that's so awesome."

"This headband is so ..."bread in the face". I really like it.

Bread in the Face by Juicy J woo woo dubs February 15, 2014

Balls in my face

Slang for “sike”, trying to play off a scenario thats gone bad, or trying to make it seem like you’re hacked. First used and popularized by Offset when he got caught cheating on Cardi B and proceeded to go on twitter to tweet Balls In My Face to make it seem like he was hacked.

“Damn that girls fine asf”
“Bro thats a boy”
“Balls in my face”

Balls in my face by Ruperts January 7, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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