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fakestyling

When you prewrite and memorize words to make people think you know how to freestyle, which usually backfires.
John: Yo, I'm totally the bomb at freestyle
Matt: Okay, let's here it
John: Shawtie, hottie, thottie
Matt: You're fakestyling
fakestyling by Not a Freestyler December 31, 2014
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freestyling 

The act of masturbating with no visual material.
The poor ethiopian boy had to freestyle because he had no computer or magazines.

Bobby had to freestyle because his mom threw out all the Sears Catalogues
freestyling by Graham January 25, 2004

freestyling 

(v.) The act of engaging in an exercise or achieving a goal via one's own personal methods and skills (without resorting to established guidelines or protocols).
I din't study a single damn second for that math test, and freestyled an A-

On his first day at the wheel, that cocky prick Tyrone was freestyling a burnout and blew his wheels into a million fucking pieces. Dumbass should've stuck to basketball.
freestyling by Dan_da_Man August 30, 2008

Freestyling or styling for free 

Somebody free styling on what they currently doing, with no preparation,or written material or styling for free is somebody totally lost on what they doing currently.
Yo son!!! how was that test, James replied "it was hard".I replied back you was freestyling or styling for free on the test.

Freestyling 

im chillin in the back of the lac smoke crack
Freestyling by andre May 13, 2005

fagstyling 

fagstyling by analihilator November 17, 2003

freestyling 

Picking up tricks in bars. Working as a hooker by hanging around bars (and casinos and similar places) to attract customers. Distinguished from streetwalker (it's indoors), call-girl (it's in-person), escorting (no published ad), sugaring (one-time session), pick-up (it's for pay).
Around Vegas there are often plenty of girls freestyling, besides the hookers with ads.
freestyling by ValidaTemenow January 3, 2023
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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