fake man

your man, who isn't really your man but is also your man

when you are in the "talking phase" or hooking up with a boy and don't know what to call him, he is your fake man

girl: My fake man invited me over, should I go?

or

girl: I think I am going to take Roger to date party
friend: Wait I thought you were dating Paul?
girl: Nah Paul's just my fake man

by bringvineback2k17 November 21, 2017

Fake Man

A fake man is a man that does not cry
men that cry = real men
Men that dont cry = fake men

Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!

by Fake Men Advocate April 14, 2022

Fake Taxi Man

A man who goes by the name Ryan Bassett, who drives around London in a black London taxi cab. He fucks women by bribing them with a free ride. You know its the fake taxi man as he’ll say “where’d you wanna go luv” you when you get in his cab.

I saw your Sister getting fucked by the fake taxi man in the back of his black cab

by ThoidTheMeatHead February 7, 2019

Fake Wizard Man

A stupid moron and abusive moderator who everyone hates

Did you see that Fake Wizard Man, what a jerk

by Flerperperperp September 10, 2018

Fake Mangasim

A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.

‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hell ejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’

by Urban Cowboy Smith April 29, 2011

NTG1D's Fake Mano

Ntg1d's Fake mano is a fake version of mano that has cancerous bullshit that was copied off of the real Mano made by my good boi iKevinL. What you all don't know is that ntg1d bangs his hi comm, (hint hint, he tried a condom, too bad his ling long dick too fuckin small) anyways, his mano is really gay, and he banged his head admin. too bad, sadly he didn't enjoy it due to his problem on his ling long ass so he rescheduled another time to bang one of his head admins. all i can say is ntg1d, fuck yourself. Mano County is a game made by iKevinL but a retard called NTG1D decided to copy it and that's where this all started.

NTG1D's Fake Mano is so gay, I'd rather eat trash with the homeless crew than play his shitty ass game.

by NTG1D IS GAY AND RETARDED!!!! August 8, 2019

fake manners

When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.

Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.

by Herobot April 7, 2020