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some fake ass hoe that says shit like "Waddup nigga" when she's whiter than bleached baby powder and walks around with big ass nails as long as their list of one night stands (long af).

There hair is plastic and is really shiny because its fake (obviously)
has a skirt shorter than the time it took for them to lose their virginity and looks older than their rich druggie parents because of all the makeup everyday.

They usually have two ID card because they look so different without makeup
Everyone pretends to love them but deep down they wish they were dead
usually have silicone ass and tits because they naturally have none
obsessed with fucking mirror selfies half naked and usually are trying so hard to look skinny
thinks that people think they are hot or cute just because they be commenting on their IGs
look at that fake ass felicia
look at dem fake ass hoes
dem niggas think they black but they fake ass white hoes
fake ass by haz and jaz August 30, 2017
not real. see psuedo-conformist and pretentious and passive aggressive
that fake ass tits are hot.
fake ass by eazy-x February 19, 2008

fake-ass 

Describing or pertaining to one's innability to accomplish their motives. When one tries to be something they are not. Can also pertain to inanimate objects.
Look at that fake-ass player trying to draw that girl in with his fake-ass spinning hub caps.
fake-ass by Toshi Iba November 26, 2006

Fake Ass Hoe 

A girl who is selfish and will make everyone's life miserable as long as she is the center of attention. Loves drama.
"Paige lied to my face so she could be the center of attention"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"
Fake Ass Hoe by fphforlife January 12, 2017

fake ass people 

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM , THEY WILL FUCK YOU OVER . THEY WILL USE YOU FOR ALL YOUR GOOD QUALITY'S . ALSO JUST BE YOURSELF, DON'T BE ONE OF THEM . IF THEY GIVE YOU A WEIRD HARD LOOK JUST LAUGH AT THEM AND CALL THEM OUT . DON'T LET THEM TAKE ADVANTAGE , TAKE THE W FROM THEM . FIND THE REAL ONES , BECAUSE NOWADAYS THESE PEOPLE JUST WALK OFF. FUCK EM.

fake ass friend 

a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.
"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!
fake ass friend by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010
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