Failute

the failure to do something, usually results in punishment; resulting in failure; unsuccessful in something

The failute to due her assignment caused her to get points removed.

by PeppermintTrees April 24, 2023

faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.

The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi

by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019

Failure Drill

Two to the chest, one to the head.

Hit him up with a failure drill and he'll go down.

by USMC KILLA March 28, 2010

Failure

Me

I'm a failure

by Jarbar February 21, 2017

Mein failure

A meme that the downfall community of parodies likes to nickname hitler as.

Fegelein: Dude, Did you see that new hitler rants parodies video?
Krebs: Fish. I know, I love the Mein failure joke.

by nonexistentturtle November 12, 2021

Perpetual failure

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.

Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014

Cead Mile Failte

A traditional Irish Gaelic greeting meaning "A Hundred Thousand Welcomes"

Cead- Hundred
Mile- Thousand
Failte- Welcome(s)

Something you might see on a sign at an airport when arriving in Ireland

Tom went to answer the knock at the door and hollered "Cead mile failte!" as he answered it and saw his family from over in the states.

by yaboymd January 20, 2019