failbrat

A fangirl who keeps trying to make herself look good but her arguments come up short.

That girl is such a failbrat. She give the only good reason for like the Jonas Brothers is that they are "HAWT"

by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009

failboat

A failed orginization or group of idiots. Doomed to failure and full of ineptitude, they still contiune to sail away on the sea of stupidity.
In extreme circumstances, one man can be catergorized as a failboat in and of his/her self.
Pictures of capsized or rolled boats usually shown as an example of what happens when the crew does something.

Hi! Im Al Gore and I invented the internet. Today I will be your captain of the SS Failboat.

by BUBBA ROFLcopter JR August 19, 2007

Failboater

An expression often used in gaming cliques describing someone who consistently performs poorly OR does not always come through

Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail

"Ricky hasnt got a kill in over two whole games what a failboater"

"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"

by Shimmytomyleft November 24, 2009

Failboat

A growing Youtuber who is hilarious and is just a nice guy in general. He along with GGab, Fyrus, and Jaymoji make up the Failing Four.

Man 1: Hey, did you see the new Failboat video.
Man 2: No, What happened?
Man 1: He played Minecraft with the Failing Four

by Duckdud November 17, 2020

Failboat

Also known as a Daniel and a Failboot, Failboat is a way of turning simple things into comedy. Failboat is another way of being a weirdos uncle.

My brother could end up being a failboat if we don't educate you.

by Chompo7 May 15, 2018

failboat captain

A person who leads an effort doomed by its own stupidity and innability.

Some failboat captains and an honorable mention.

Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.

by Montantanto January 28, 2009

Failboat Captain

Person who fails so much he gets to lead the Failboat. Must be of scottish descent.

Daz is the Failboat Captain! He gets wrecked.. Repeatedly!

by Comanche Man August 16, 2008