Failboat

Also known as a Daniel and a Failboot, Failboat is a way of turning simple things into comedy. Failboat is another way of being a weirdos uncle.

My brother could end up being a failboat if we don't educate you.

by Chompo7 May 15, 2018

Afortion

To commit an abortion using a fork.

"I got an afortion the other day"
"Yo what the fuck?"

by Chompo7 February 29, 2020

Moon Truther

An idiot.

He's such a Moon Truther

by Chompo7 November 04, 2018

Oaragraph

A very long paragraph, usually around 50-100 sentences.

"The student wrote 2 oaragraphs for the exam."

by Chompo7 February 28, 2020