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A replacement for "fair", "fairs", "fair play" etc. Deriving from the infamous "Fair Juan" meme, which has been shortened to just 'FairJ' for common speak.
For maximum results, use in a scenario where you are 'deading someone off', as in cutting the conversation short purposefully - For example:
You: "I don't like formula one"
Me: "FairJ"

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Person 1 - "You want to come out tonight?"
Person 2 - "Nah I can't, my bird's coming over"
Person 1 - "FairJ"
FairJ by CaptainBigPenis October 7, 2019
Related Words
shortest mofo, always friend-zoned, genius mastermind, brown, small
"Hey did you see that short kid the other day?"
"You mean Faijul?"
Faijul by flamingcalamari January 12, 2015
Fart In A Jar.

From the Xbox 360 video game; Saints Row: The Third achievement, "Stay Classy Steelport".

-Check Achievement Hunter Season 10 Ep. 34
"Killed 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' and FIAJ, the best guilty pleasures available."
FIAJ by HOCHHHH December 5, 2011
the most loving , caring guy you will ever meet . has so many friends and if ur his friend he will protect you no matter what. he always put others first . everyone wants to be his friends . he’s so loyal
person 1 : “who’s that guy over there , he seems so nice?”
person 2 : “that’s faraj”
person 1: “oooh i wanna be his friend”
faraj by oofoklol February 8, 2019
FAIA is a label used in fandom spaces, most commonly in Proship spaces

F - Freedom of Fiction

A- Anti-Exploitation

I - Intersectionality recognition

A - Anti-Bigotry
Person A: Are you a pro-shipper or an Anti?

Person B: im neither! Im FAIA

Person A: Whats that?

Person B: You can read about it at faia.carrd.co
FAIA by AnonymousUserIV March 26, 2021
Guy1: "In Soviet Russia, I am gay"
Guy2: "Dude, that was a failjoke. Seriously."
failjoke by Justinwiz February 20, 2011
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