fagnny 

A terrible bartender with head hair that looks like pubic hair and who wears boy's LA Gear sandals that light up at the back of the soles like those from way back in the day

Guy 1: Is that a car down the road?
Guy 2: Nah that's a fagnny walking.

Guy 1: Is this a pube in my drink?
Guy 2: A fagnny must've made your drink.

fagnny by jarro85 August 18, 2009

Fanny Mist 

V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.

Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"

Fanny Mist by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 1, 2019

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Fannybaws 

The name of the greatest pirate who ever sailed the seas. He was born in Scotland and killed the mighty terrorsquid, furthermore he defeated the Vikings in war.

Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying

Fannybaws by java42 May 14, 2020

Fannycake 

Fannycake is an expression describing someone who is behaving or acting in a silly manner or is just generally a silly person but you still love them despite of that.

Person 1: She is so silly getting with the wrong guy, still a lovely girl though.
Person 2: Yeah, what a fannycake!

Fannycake by fannycake34 October 2, 2012

Fannytastic 

Fannytastic can be used to describe an action or person, in a situation where plain old "fantastic" doesn't have the magnitude to convey the importance.

Being Fannytastic can imply a lack of restriction within imagination, suggesting that someone who is Fannytastic has magnificent ideas that could take you to the moon!

Correct usage in a sentence: "Did you hear she’s picking up her life in France to move to Australia?"
Response: "Damn, that’s Fannytastic!."

Fannytastic by CizzaW February 19, 2019

Fanny stick 

1. Tampon

2. Cotton stick to absorb vaginal secretions

3. Soaks up the contents of your womb bag

Kate: Hey Nicole, do you have a spare fanny stick? My va-jay-jay is leaking again.

Nicole: Yeah sure, heres one. It's ultra lite. Don't you just love fanny sticks.

Kelly: Rofl, it's like the Niagra falls down there!

Fanny stick by fannystickcreators October 16, 2009