fagnny
A terrible bartender with head hair that looks like pubic hair and who wears boy's LA Gear sandals that light up at the back of the soles like those from way back in the day
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Fanny Mist
V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.
Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"
Fanny Mist by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 1, 2019
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fagnny • fanny • fanny-batter • fannybaws • fanny fart • fanny bandit • fanny flaps • fanny flutter • Fanny-Tastic • fagony
fanny fingering formula
Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Fannycake
Fannycake is an expression describing someone who is behaving or acting in a silly manner or is just generally a silly person but you still love them despite of that.
Person 1: She is so silly getting with the wrong guy, still a lovely girl though.
Person 2: Yeah, what a fannycake!
Person 2: Yeah, what a fannycake!
Fannycake by fannycake34 October 2, 2012
Fannytastic
Fannytastic can be used to describe an action or person, in a situation where plain old "fantastic" doesn't have the magnitude to convey the importance.
Being Fannytastic can imply a lack of restriction within imagination, suggesting that someone who is Fannytastic has magnificent ideas that could take you to the moon!
Correct usage in a sentence: "Did you hear she’s picking up her life in France to move to Australia?"
Response: "Damn, that’s Fannytastic!."
Correct usage in a sentence: "Did you hear she’s picking up her life in France to move to Australia?"
Response: "Damn, that’s Fannytastic!."
Fannytastic by CizzaW February 19, 2019
Fanny stick
Kate: Hey Nicole, do you have a spare fanny stick? My va-jay-jay is leaking again.
Nicole: Yeah sure, heres one. It's ultra lite. Don't you just love fanny sticks.
Kelly: Rofl, it's like the Niagra falls down there!
Nicole: Yeah sure, heres one. It's ultra lite. Don't you just love fanny sticks.
Kelly: Rofl, it's like the Niagra falls down there!
Fanny stick by fannystickcreators October 16, 2009
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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