A terrible bartender with head hair that looks like pubic hair and who wears boy's LA Gear sandals that light up at the back of the soles like those from way back in the day
Guy 1: Is that a car down the road?
Guy 2: Nah that's a fagnny walking.
Guy 1: Is this a pube in my drink?
Guy 2: A fagnny must've made your drink.
Guy 2: Nah that's a fagnny walking.
Guy 1: Is this a pube in my drink?
Guy 2: A fagnny must've made your drink.
by jarro85 August 18, 2009
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Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"
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Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Get the fanny fingering formula mug.The name of the greatest pirate who ever sailed the seas. He was born in Scotland and killed the mighty terrorsquid, furthermore he defeated the Vikings in war.
Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
by java42 May 14, 2020
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Person 1: She is so silly getting with the wrong guy, still a lovely girl though.
Person 2: Yeah, what a fannycake!
Person 2: Yeah, what a fannycake!
by fannycake34 October 2, 2012
Get the Fannycake mug.Fannytastic can be used to describe an action or person, in a situation where plain old "fantastic" doesn't have the magnitude to convey the importance.
Being Fannytastic can imply a lack of restriction within imagination, suggesting that someone who is Fannytastic has magnificent ideas that could take you to the moon!
Correct usage in a sentence: "Did you hear she’s picking up her life in France to move to Australia?"
Response: "Damn, that’s Fannytastic!."
Correct usage in a sentence: "Did you hear she’s picking up her life in France to move to Australia?"
Response: "Damn, that’s Fannytastic!."
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Nicole: Yeah sure, heres one. It's ultra lite. Don't you just love fanny sticks.
Kelly: Rofl, it's like the Niagra falls down there!
Nicole: Yeah sure, heres one. It's ultra lite. Don't you just love fanny sticks.
Kelly: Rofl, it's like the Niagra falls down there!
by fannystickcreators October 16, 2009
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