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lumbermill

noun. - To create a log of feces, either by natural excretion or compounding several smaller pieces, freeze said log, and use for personal anal stimulation. Preferable after ingestion of large amounts of corn.
Man, it was freakin sick! I came back to school after the break and caught my roomate giving himself a lumbermill right there in the kitchen!
lumbermill by bigOT07 December 30, 2007
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reverse lumbermill

noun. - To create a log of feces, either by excretion or by compounding several smaller pieces, freeze said log, and then use the log for anal stimulation of a partner, followed by personal anal stimulation, followed by mutual anal stimulation (think "ass to ass"). More intense with the addition of corn to the diet in the day preceeding. lumbermill
Man, that was one helluva house party! Not only did they have all the Bushmills and Dogfish Head we could drink, when I went upstairs to use to pisser I walked in on two lesbians doing a reverse lumbermill!
reverse lumbermill by bigOT07 December 30, 2007

Lumberjill 

"I'm a girl who chops trees, that makes me a lumberjill"
Lumberjill by rickysayshi August 21, 2009

Lumberjills

Lumberjills is a club created in collaboration with the Lumberjacks. These fine ladies are known for their delicious waffles.
Lumberjills are better than lumberjacks
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lumberjill 

a butch dyke
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lumberjill by aesop December 1, 2003

lumpermill

Lumpermill is a mill where lumps are milled to make gelatin, the types of lumps include human lumps, pig lumps, fish lumps, etc
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lumpermill by Sir cumdingler October 31, 2023
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