Josh: Dude, check out these new thick rimmed black glasses I got. They'll go dope with my other white rimmed shades. Have a look, what do you think?
Me: I think you should sit on your bicycle and get lost.
Josh: Huh..? Where?
Me: Out of my sight. Faggy twat.
or
Me (to hot chick in front of me): Top o'the mornin ta ya. Lovely ass. Keep up the good work! Let me get that door for ya.
Hot chick (shocked and turned on): Hrm! Thank you!
Random Buddy Holly clone: Hey, you're not allowed to do that.
Me: Do what? (Hot chick walks away, weirded out by nerd)
Buddy holly: You're not allowed to talk to her like that. That's sexual harassment.
Me: You're a faggy twat and a disgrace to all men on earth. Here's a pair of snips. Go cut your balls off and commit suicide.
Me: I think you should sit on your bicycle and get lost.
Josh: Huh..? Where?
Me: Out of my sight. Faggy twat.
or
Me (to hot chick in front of me): Top o'the mornin ta ya. Lovely ass. Keep up the good work! Let me get that door for ya.
Hot chick (shocked and turned on): Hrm! Thank you!
Random Buddy Holly clone: Hey, you're not allowed to do that.
Me: Do what? (Hot chick walks away, weirded out by nerd)
Buddy holly: You're not allowed to talk to her like that. That's sexual harassment.
Me: You're a faggy twat and a disgrace to all men on earth. Here's a pair of snips. Go cut your balls off and commit suicide.
by whatsyourproblemyouremyproblem September 29, 2013
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