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Faggotassbitch

Someone that you hate so much you don't know what to call them. Used in a situation or event that is in need of a word that is even more disgracful then "gaytarded". Used only in level tenbullshit situations.
Man 1: "That he is fucking gaytarded!"
Man 2: "No, he is a straight up faggotassbitch!"
"That goat must be a faggoat because he keeps doing that other male goat in the butt."
faggoat by Teatz January 13, 2009
The G.O.A.T, Greatest of All Time. This is a person who's the undisputed King of Fags. The Michael Jordan of Faggotry. Someone who wakes up and 1st thing on their mind is "what should I do today to be a massive faggot?"
"Did you hear that Toby ratted out the kid who was sleeping with the hot teacher? What a faggoat."
Faggoat by Gabe Asher September 7, 2020
Derogatory term referring to a wimp, sissy, queer, or almost anyone with undesirable qualities.
Tyrone used to be my friend, then his faggotass stole all that money from me, so I had to kick his ass, know what I'm sayin?
faggotass by MasterOfTheUniverse December 15, 2007

faggotjack 

Someone who gathers sticks and bundles them together.
When I grow up I'm going to be a faggotjack.
faggotjack by Aristarkus March 23, 2010

Faggotface 

An insult. It's very clever to use in large arguments with a faggotface-like person.
James: Where did you put the cheese?
Mick: Who cares?
James: I do!
Mick: You are such a faggotface.
Faggotface by BigMcNeal May 13, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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