Someone that you hate so much you don't know what to call them. Used in a situation or event that is in need of a word that is even more disgracful then "gaytarded". Used only in level tenbullshit situations.
Man 1: "That he is fuckinggaytarded!"
Man 2: "No, he is a straight up faggotassbitch!"
The G.O.A.T, Greatest of All Time. This is a person who's the undisputed King of Fags. The Michael Jordan of Faggotry. Someone who wakes up and 1st thing on their mind is "what should I do today to be a massive faggot?"
"Did you hear that Tobyratted out the kid who was sleeping with the hot teacher? What a faggoat."
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!