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When a new acquaintance ends an interaction with a cleverly delivered phrase, leaving you confused about their feelings towards you. Many times a shrewd tactic used by women to get men emotionally invested and intrigued in them.
Off duty paramedic: Well it was nice to meet you Claudia, but I must go now.
Claudia the nurse: Sir, I sincerely hope i never have to deal with you professionally. *Smiles*
Off duty paramedic: Well that's not very... oh I get it! Haha. Take care! *walking away and scratching head*
Claudia the nurse (under her breath): Got um :)
Later on a call
Paramedic: Man, I can't stop thinking about that nurse Claudia from St. Thomas. She schooled me with that backhanded compliment. I'm so confused. Is she attracted to me? That is the question.
Partner: Huh!?! What the hell are you talking about??! This man is in cardiac arrest!! Do something! This is my first shift and you're the senior paramedic here! OMG What do i do?! What do i do!?????
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Paramedic: I think i'm gonna call her tonight. Yeah. Definitely gonna call her. Those lips... hmmm. Hey rookie, fill out the incident report will you? *sings* K K K Claudiaaaaaa.. .K K K Claudia... Mmm mmmmm
Partner:.........(shedding tears)
Claudia the nurse: Sir, I sincerely hope i never have to deal with you professionally. *Smiles*
Off duty paramedic: Well that's not very... oh I get it! Haha. Take care! *walking away and scratching head*
Claudia the nurse (under her breath): Got um :)
Later on a call
Paramedic: Man, I can't stop thinking about that nurse Claudia from St. Thomas. She schooled me with that backhanded compliment. I'm so confused. Is she attracted to me? That is the question.
Partner: Huh!?! What the hell are you talking about??! This man is in cardiac arrest!! Do something! This is my first shift and you're the senior paramedic here! OMG What do i do?! What do i do!?????
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Paramedic: I think i'm gonna call her tonight. Yeah. Definitely gonna call her. Those lips... hmmm. Hey rookie, fill out the incident report will you? *sings* K K K Claudiaaaaaa.. .K K K Claudia... Mmm mmmmm
Partner:.........(shedding tears)
by whatsyourproblemyouremyproblem September 29, 2013
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Me: I think you should sit on your bicycle and get lost.
Josh: Huh..? Where?
Me: Out of my sight. Faggy twat.
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Me (to hot chick in front of me): Top o'the mornin ta ya. Lovely ass. Keep up the good work! Let me get that door for ya.
Hot chick (shocked and turned on): Hrm! Thank you!
Random Buddy Holly clone: Hey, you're not allowed to do that.
Me: Do what? (Hot chick walks away, weirded out by nerd)
Buddy holly: You're not allowed to talk to her like that. That's sexual harassment.
Me: You're a faggy twat and a disgrace to all men on earth. Here's a pair of snips. Go cut your balls off and commit suicide.
Me: I think you should sit on your bicycle and get lost.
Josh: Huh..? Where?
Me: Out of my sight. Faggy twat.
or
Me (to hot chick in front of me): Top o'the mornin ta ya. Lovely ass. Keep up the good work! Let me get that door for ya.
Hot chick (shocked and turned on): Hrm! Thank you!
Random Buddy Holly clone: Hey, you're not allowed to do that.
Me: Do what? (Hot chick walks away, weirded out by nerd)
Buddy holly: You're not allowed to talk to her like that. That's sexual harassment.
Me: You're a faggy twat and a disgrace to all men on earth. Here's a pair of snips. Go cut your balls off and commit suicide.
by whatsyourproblemyouremyproblem September 29, 2013
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