Skip to main content

Faggotard 

Is calling someone a faggot or a retard not good enough? Call them a faggotard. It’s a combination of both, but on steroids. ;)
Mellisa wouldn’t stop being a faggotard so I broke her leg.
Faggotard by anonymous December 17, 2020

faggoteria 

An eatery where homosexuals hang out and talk about gay stuff while eating gay food, and then later maybe... well you know...
Bill and Ted like to hang out at the faggoteria.
faggoteria by Jack's Bistro April 17, 2010

Faggotassbitch

Someone that you hate so much you don't know what to call them. Used in a situation or event that is in need of a word that is even more disgracful then "gaytarded". Used only in level tenbullshit situations.
Man 1: "That he is fucking gaytarded!"
Man 2: "No, he is a straight up faggotassbitch!"

Faggotrix 

The shit stabbing theatrical companion who often associates with rancid, loud and graceless tarts.
‘As promised, Mrs Lawreson’s favourite faggotrix Crispin accompanied her to the salon to get her corpulent gammon hangers waxed before they hit the town for cocktails.’

‘A mid seizure Crispin gagged and minced as the suicidal squad of therapist gathered the stifling quantity of detritus from her freshly scythed twathole. But as a loyal faggotrix, said nothing regarding her dripping mess of a yawning stubbly clump, which no man nor beast would dare present his bell towards.’
Faggotrix by Herbie Dongsporran January 16, 2022

faggotory rape 

A crime where a man is charged with having sex with a male child under the age of 18 (with or without consent).
Pit: Yo dude, did you hear about our teacher Mr. Marv?
Dit: No man, what happened?
Pit: It was the front headline of the newspaper this morning. He's serving five years in jail for faggotory rape.
Dit: I always knew he was messed up.
faggotory rape by Legit.Shit. May 29, 2010

faggards 

people who think they are better than everyone else but are actually stupid and gay.
Those people are such faggards. Funny thing is, they have no idea how gay and stupid they are.
faggards by Air Jordan 23 October 4, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
Next