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faggatron 

A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).

Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.

While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.

As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology

One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.
Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"

Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
faggatron by shoeburger December 16, 2008
Related Words

faggards 

people who think they are better than everyone else but are actually stupid and gay.
Those people are such faggards. Funny thing is, they have no idea how gay and stupid they are.
faggards by Air Jordan 23 October 4, 2008

faggaltarian

YES! He is such a faggaltarian!
faggaltarian by marzyoyo July 16, 2010
A closeted homosexual who covers up his homosexuality by acting the part of an evagelical christian homophobe who prostelytizes against gays from the pulpit while secretly having a homosexual relationship with a gay male prostitute and smoking meth.
The Colorado Springs preacher turned out to be a faggard and caused much pain to his family because of his deceptions.
faggard by PedalPusher November 15, 2006
a fagtard is a ultra combo of being faggish and also a tard. in the outcome of this word you are a fagtard. when you are a fagtard you come from the ass.
katie hammoline is a fagtard
fagtard by krisjan morrow July 1, 2004

Faggatronics 

The language, science, and math, and history of faggotry.

The mechanics of queerness encompassed.
1. This bitch sucked so bad I couldn't understand how until I found she achieved a Ph.D. in faggatronics.

2. Certain stereotypical voice/behavior inflections that are typically more difficult to detect in London and in those possessing strong powers of faggatronics.