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Your dick is a faggot dick, faggot.

Based not solely on the fact that you are a faggot, but also on the assumption that you are a male and thus have a dick, one must conclude that you have a faggot dick.
faggot dick by Clarken January 16, 2011

Faggot Dick

When you are married and attracted to women, but you your dick has a different idea of what to fuck
Hey lry, have you heard about ole faggot dick mike?
Faggot Dick by Teambeam November 30, 2022

pussy faggot dick licker 

When either: a) kids drink baby shots (usually half filled of less), and choose "tipsy" labeled shot glasses when given many other options
b) kids get a rash on their chest from not being able to handle the greatness of hard liquor (specifically rubinoff)
c) kids who play dizy bat and don't finish their beers and end up letting half the foam drip out of the end of the bat after they "chug"
Chris: "Hey don, that kid over there is a pussy faggot dick licker. He pours shots like a woman"
Nick: "Hey Chris, this pussy faggot dick licker is getting a rash after three shots"
Don: "Hey nick, who is that pussy faggot dick licker wasting beers, emptying the dizy-bat for no reason?"

Faggot Humping Dick Bishop 

Quite possibly the worst insult ever.

Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.
Robot: Why the fuck do you use my phone to call sluts!?
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--

Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!

Fuck shit cock lick dick faggot whore

This something you say when you are angry, sad, happy, horny or incredibly drunk. However, it is also satisfying to spew these words in rapid succession while you are driving for no particular reason other than you are bored and need conversation.
Driving down an open empty road and there is nothing good on the radio and you are alone.

FUCK SHIT COCK LICK DICK FAGGOT WHORE!!!!

faggot ass dick shit 

a person that is queer, rude and ugly.

Limp-Dick Faggot 

a person usually blond hair blue eyes who sags their pants to the point where old people think he has erectile dysfunction and is a homosexual
Pull up your pants you limp-dick faggot!!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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