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Faggot candy

Jeffery was blowing me and he begged me to shoot my faggot candy all over his face.
Faggot candy by emoavon May 4, 2009

faggot cancer 

Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome: AIDS
Hey, I heard Bryce got Faggot Cancer from sexual intercourse with Fabio
faggot cancer by Jake G September 26, 2006

sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long 

Lucas is a sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long nerd. His mum is a slag.

Faggotan 

The closest one can get to spelling the word 'faggot' on a casio scientific calculator
1: 'hey look man the calculator says you are a faggotan!'
2: 'dude man up, stop being such a faggotan'
Faggotan by poeirhgns October 27, 2012

faggotpants 

1.a derogotry term for somebody who is a homosexual and prances around like a big fairy.
2.a basic homosexual
dave: look at that homo prancing round like a fairy.

phil:i no,hes a complete faggotpants
faggotpants by Jim from morecambe August 15, 2005
A single person who displays either gay or selfish qualities when around friends. There can only be one, not several.
"I can't believe you just touched my leg. You are faggotman!"
faggotman by Mane Clash March 1, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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