theboinker's definitions

red neck waxing

a red neck waxing is when your so poor ...or stupid and take duck tape and put it on your pubes let it stick there for a couple of hours and then rip it off

dude i just gave myself a red neck waxing and it hurt so bad

by theboinker August 19, 2009

Jizz war

when a guy runs up to another guy on the streets and yells JIZZ WAR and jizzes on another guy

Mat: JIZZ WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Josh: Finally!!!!!

by theboinker August 23, 2009

faggot can

when a gay guy takes a shit in a can then tells his partner that they have 2 eat it

your a fag i bet u and your boyfriend faggot can each other

by theboinker August 19, 2009

kentucky snowstorm

u take a piece of kfc chicken jizz on it and shove it in a girls pussy

dude i just kentucky snowstormed your mom

by theboinker August 19, 2009