A gay man that only likes getting rhino banged in the backseat of a Honda Civic while deep throating a pickle down his gizzard neck while listening to mmmm bop
An adjective describing (what the creator deems to be) a pretty nice smelling fart, however, other people nearby may find the stench repulsive and may vomit up their early morning KFC variety meal.
Smell my fartilicious delight... mmm, everyone loves their own brand!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.