Fagpire
A Fagpire is from the Twilight series. They claim to be Vampires but they're too wimpy and gay to be a vampire. Vampires for one can't be in the sun light they will die... unlike Fagpires they Sparkle in the sun.
Fagpire by batmanperson June 27, 2010
Fagpire
Often claimed as a vampire, the Fagpire is made to be pleasing to the fantasies of women who are too stubborn to look in the real world for a guy who would fulfill the fantasies and then some.
A Fagpire will be sensitive, loving, and romantic, while a Vampire is evil, cold, and a badass.
One way of seeing a Fagpire is as a Nice Guy who girls would go for due to physical attraction.
While the actual traits of a Fagpire will vary, it is the claim itself which compares them to the likes of Count Dracula. It is much like trying to compare any man to Chuck Norris, because any man in that situation just looks like a fag.
A Fagpire will be sensitive, loving, and romantic, while a Vampire is evil, cold, and a badass.
One way of seeing a Fagpire is as a Nice Guy who girls would go for due to physical attraction.
While the actual traits of a Fagpire will vary, it is the claim itself which compares them to the likes of Count Dracula. It is much like trying to compare any man to Chuck Norris, because any man in that situation just looks like a fag.
"Hey, do you want to go see Twilight the movie?"
"Nah, i try not to support fagpires who ruin the reputations of vampires."
"Nah, i try not to support fagpires who ruin the reputations of vampires."
Fagpire by Insertwords October 14, 2008
Fagpire
A. Have u heard from jake?
B. No hes probably sleeping.
B. I think hes gay and maybe a vampire too.
A. So hes a fagpire?
B. No hes probably sleeping.
B. I think hes gay and maybe a vampire too.
A. So hes a fagpire?
Fagpire by 6thdizaster October 22, 2018
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