fag-pire 

Noun: term used to describe the so-called "vampires" in the Twilight series.

Dumb Bitch: I LOOOOOOVE TWILIGHT!!!
Me: Stop talking to me.
Dumb Bitch: EDWARD IS SOOOOO HOOTT!!! <3<3
Me: Who the hell is Edward?
Dumb Bitch: Uh...DUUHH!!! He's a VAMPIRE!!!
Me: More like "fag-pire"...

fag-pire by quademic November 17, 2009

Fagpire 

A Fagpire is from the Twilight series. They claim to be Vampires but they're too wimpy and gay to be a vampire. Vampires for one can't be in the sun light they will die... unlike Fagpires they Sparkle in the sun.

She read twilight so much she though she was a vampire!

Wow! what a fagpire!

Fagpire by batmanperson June 27, 2010

Fagpire 

Often claimed as a vampire, the Fagpire is made to be pleasing to the fantasies of women who are too stubborn to look in the real world for a guy who would fulfill the fantasies and then some.

A Fagpire will be sensitive, loving, and romantic, while a Vampire is evil, cold, and a badass.

One way of seeing a Fagpire is as a Nice Guy who girls would go for due to physical attraction.

While the actual traits of a Fagpire will vary, it is the claim itself which compares them to the likes of Count Dracula. It is much like trying to compare any man to Chuck Norris, because any man in that situation just looks like a fag.

"Hey, do you want to go see Twilight the movie?"
"Nah, i try not to support fagpires who ruin the reputations of vampires."

Fagpire by Insertwords October 14, 2008

Fagpire 

Someone who sleeps all day and stays up all night sucking for semen instead of blood.

A. Have u heard from jake?
B. No hes probably sleeping.
B. I think hes gay and maybe a vampire too.
A. So hes a fagpire?

Fagpire by 6thdizaster October 22, 2018