facetnating

To be fixated or astounded by some fine cut jewelry.

Diamonds are facetnating to look at... when in the right lighting.

by NepentheRay October 30, 2013

Facedating

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.

So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.

by Nectar man September 3, 2009

facerbating

To masturbate while Facebooking

Yes, I was facerbating to your girlfriends photos. She shouldn't have approved that friend request.

by Chronic Facerbater October 24, 2009

facetexting

When you are talking to someone online, and you both ask a question at the same time, and you both answer each other's question, and you get into two conversations at the same time.
This is normal when text messaging, but annoying when facechatting, hence the name facetexting.

Brad: You going to Tiffany's party?
JayJay: Did you see the Lakers game?
Brad: Yeah that touchdown at the end was amazing
JayJay: Yeah, but I don't think it's gunna be very good. Oh yeah, I punched the air when Tommy Nelson scored.
Brad: It will be good! I'm going. I know right, I punched the air really hard.
JayJay: Stop Facetexting dude!

by s-lar December 30, 2010

facetinating

the act of procrastinating on facebook

last night Pual didn't do his homework because he was facetinating

by shardv October 13, 2011

Facebating

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011

Facebating

Masturbating to pictures of Facebook friends.

I was Facebating all last night.

by derpmapp October 15, 2011