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Facedating 

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.
So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.
Facedating by Nectar man September 3, 2009

facerbating

Yes, I was facerbating to your girlfriends photos. She shouldn't have approved that friend request.
facerbating by Chronic Facerbater October 24, 2009

facetexting

When you are talking to someone online, and you both ask a question at the same time, and you both answer each other's question, and you get into two conversations at the same time.
This is normal when text messaging, but annoying when facechatting, hence the name facetexting.
Brad: You going to Tiffany's party?
JayJay: Did you see the Lakers game?
Brad: Yeah that touchdown at the end was amazing
JayJay: Yeah, but I don't think it's gunna be very good. Oh yeah, I punched the air when Tommy Nelson scored.
Brad: It will be good! I'm going. I know right, I punched the air really hard.
JayJay: Stop Facetexting dude!
facetexting by s-lar December 30, 2010

facetinating 

last night Pual didn't do his homework because he was facetinating
facetinating by shardv October 13, 2011

Facebating 

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.
Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school
Facebating by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011

Facebating 

I was Facebating all last night.
Facebating by derpmapp October 15, 2011