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Act of one person, usually a female, sitting on another person's face to sexually stimulate that person. Can include cunnilingus, breath control. See femdom.
facesit by Anonymous January 19, 2004

facestoning 

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.
"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."
facestoning by jordiebish November 18, 2009
When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.
"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"
facestab by African Jezus February 6, 2009

facestalk 

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.
I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.
facestalk by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007

facesitting goddess 

woman who's favorite past time is to smother unknowing men with her luscious ass
I knew from the moment I met her she was a facesitting goddess
facesitting goddess by anon14 December 20, 2006
A daily dose of rage with a few sprinkles of toxicity on top.
Player1: Wanna play some chill matchmaking m8?
Player2: Naah, I'll rather go for a round of faceit.
faceit by Niggabyte July 24, 2019