faceit

A daily dose of rage with a few sprinkles of toxicity on top.

Player1: Wanna play some chill matchmaking m8?
Player2: Naah, I'll rather go for a round of faceit.

by Niggabyte July 24, 2019

FACEIT

FACEIT - Challenge Your Mental Health

Symptoms of playing FACEIT

- Most common symptoms:
+ Brain damage
+ Heavy stress
+ Toxic behavior including racial and sexual hate
+ Self-centered and irresponsible

+ Temporary loss of sanity

+ Autism

- Less common symptoms:
+ Psychical abuse or self harm

+ Victims would acquire Turkish/Polish/Russian/British or even Scandinavian personas
+ Aphasia or horrible grammar
+ Permanent loss of sanity

Caution: These are most common on European grounds across all levels, but not limited to other regions of the world.

Orange: Why you pick AVP men we fucking Eco you retard!!!
Blue: Fuck off ya Russian twat I know what I am doing!
Green: Man, faceit is a fucking joke smh...

by Rihonin July 14, 2021

FACEIT

FACEIT - Challenge Your Mental Health

symptoms of playing FACEIT

- Most common symptoms:
+ Brain damage
+ Heavy stress
+ Toxic behavior including racial and sexual hate
+ Self-centered and irresponsible

+ Temporary loss of sanity

+ Autism

- Less common symptoms:

+ psychical abuse or self harm

+ victims would acquire Turkish/Polish/Russian/British or even Scandinavian personas
+ Aphasia or horrible grammar
+ Permanent loss of sanity

Note: these are most common on European grounds across all levels, but not limited to other regions of the world.

Orange: Why you pick AVP men we fucking Eco you retard!!!
Blue: Fuck off ya Russian twat I know what I am doing!
Green: Man, faceit is a fucking joke smh...

by Rihonin July 14, 2021

Faceit-Phobia

Faceit is a Counter Strike Global Offensive client that is used by players of higher skill level.

Faceit-Phobia is when you get fucked so hard by the enemy in faceit that you start to reevaluate your life choices and develop a fear of the client

K: THE FUCK, HOW IS THIS GUY’S AWP SO FAST. FUCK THIS SHIT MAN, I AM GOING TO DEVELOP FACEIT-PHOBIA

by Notacooldude August 4, 2020

wallhack faceit

Hunter faceit level 1 ban for wallhack bostnian

He is retard noob who ban on ceesgo for wallhack faceit bostnian wallhack

by DreamLover69 November 11, 2020

facetank

Basically ‘Face-tanking’ means standing directly in front of an enemy and take all of his attacks with little effort to dodge relying only on active healing or passive defenses to save you while drawing the aggro of said target away from the squishier party members.

Player 1 "Since you're a guardian, u should be facetanking all the hits while the other party members whale on him from behind."
Player 2 "Okay."

by Insert coin to continue October 11, 2013

facestoning

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.

"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."

by jordiebish November 18, 2009