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FACEIT
FACEIT - Challenge Your Mental Health
Symptoms of playing FACEIT
- Most common symptoms:
+ Brain damage
+ Heavy stress
+ Toxic behavior including racial and sexual hate
+ Self-centered and irresponsible
+ Temporary loss of sanity
+ Autism
- Less common symptoms:
+ Psychical abuse or self harm
+ Victims would acquire Turkish/Polish/Russian/British or even Scandinavian personas
+ Aphasia or horrible grammar
+ Permanent loss of sanity
Caution: These are most common on European grounds across all levels, but not limited to other regions of the world.
Symptoms of playing FACEIT
- Most common symptoms:
+ Brain damage
+ Heavy stress
+ Toxic behavior including racial and sexual hate
+ Self-centered and irresponsible
+ Temporary loss of sanity
+ Autism
- Less common symptoms:
+ Psychical abuse or self harm
+ Victims would acquire Turkish/Polish/Russian/British or even Scandinavian personas
+ Aphasia or horrible grammar
+ Permanent loss of sanity
Caution: These are most common on European grounds across all levels, but not limited to other regions of the world.
Related Words
Faceitude • Faceit-Phobia • wallhack faceit • face it • face itch • facesitting • facebitch • facestalk • faceist • Facebitching
FACEIT
FACEIT - Challenge Your Mental Health
symptoms of playing FACEIT
- Most common symptoms:
+ Brain damage
+ Heavy stress
+ Toxic behavior including racial and sexual hate
+ Self-centered and irresponsible
+ Temporary loss of sanity
+ Autism
- Less common symptoms:
+ psychical abuse or self harm
+ victims would acquire Turkish/Polish/Russian/British or even Scandinavian personas
+ Aphasia or horrible grammar
+ Permanent loss of sanity
Note: these are most common on European grounds across all levels, but not limited to other regions of the world.
symptoms of playing FACEIT
- Most common symptoms:
+ Brain damage
+ Heavy stress
+ Toxic behavior including racial and sexual hate
+ Self-centered and irresponsible
+ Temporary loss of sanity
+ Autism
- Less common symptoms:
+ psychical abuse or self harm
+ victims would acquire Turkish/Polish/Russian/British or even Scandinavian personas
+ Aphasia or horrible grammar
+ Permanent loss of sanity
Note: these are most common on European grounds across all levels, but not limited to other regions of the world.
Faceit-Phobia
Faceit is a Counter Strike Global Offensive client that is used by players of higher skill level.
Faceit-Phobia is when you get fucked so hard by the enemy in faceit that you start to reevaluate your life choices and develop a fear of the client
Faceit-Phobia is when you get fucked so hard by the enemy in faceit that you start to reevaluate your life choices and develop a fear of the client
Faceit-Phobia by Notacooldude August 4, 2020
wallhack faceit
wallhack faceit by DreamLover69 November 11, 2020
facetank
Basically ‘Face-tanking’ means standing directly in front of an enemy and take all of his attacks with little effort to dodge relying only on active healing or passive defenses to save you while drawing the aggro of said target away from the squishier party members.
Player 1 "Since you're a guardian, u should be facetanking all the hits while the other party members whale on him from behind."
Player 2 "Okay."
Player 2 "Okay."
facetank by Insert coin to continue October 11, 2013
facestoning
The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.
"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."
facestoning by jordiebish November 18, 2009
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Pee Calculus
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