Faceman 

noun - the front man or con man of a group operation; usually the smoothest talker and the best looking; derived from the 80's tv show, the a-team; also: face

Go get us some free food, Faceman!
Let Faceman talk to those ladies, he'll hook us all up.

Faceman by DaveC October 10, 2005

Faceman 

A man with uncommonly attractive facial features that set him apart from his peers and women swoon over. A genetic cheat code that many have tried to overcome with invasive surgeries and cosmetics — to no avail.

“Dan always gets the fit birds.”
“Yeah it’s because he’s a faceman!”

Faceman by ShanghaiNights January 30, 2023

Faceman 

One that is as cool as Leisure Suit Larry. Gets all the hot chicks and drives all the nice cars. One that has incredible charisma.

James Bond

Faceman by Gavin December 18, 2003

Faceman 

A person with incredible genetics. It is neither something that can be created or worked at, but rather inherited. It can be so strong that it invokes jealousy amongst others.

P1: That David Beckham is a true Faceman.

P2: That's true. And he'll always be a Faceman.

P1: You're right. let's have a Budlight.

Faceman by Loom Daddy September 10, 2008

FACEMAN 

#1 One who is two faced and can never be trusted. #2 One who will steal his employer's welder ,then sell it to a person he says is a friend,then tell his employer who has it. #3 One who will say he never seen your wallet with $600.00 dollars cash in it even when you actually see your wallet on the car seat as you close the door and he is driving away quickly! #4 One who acts like he is not afraid to "Handle the situation" during phone conversations or sending a email,but in fact he is terrified of the one day he is gonna get tossed like a rag-doll.

"FACEMAN" when someone is calling you on the crap that you pulled in the past,and says that you need to "Be a man,and do the right thing!" your mommy pokes her head into the garage and says "Is everything OK out here?" you say "I can't stand tweakers." Although, the biggest tweaker in the world is yourself.

FACEMAN by vestlooksnice May 9, 2011

Faceman 

A New Yorker with a heart of gold and testicles of bronze. Known for making movies and providing emotional, physical, and sometimes sensual support for the elderly and poverty-stricken Pilipino boys. Smells of waffles and occasionally hangs large phallic objects from trees. Should not be trusted.

I'm pro-abortion because of Faceman.

Faceman by Dizzle April 14, 2005

Faceman 

One Who has an irregular face

"Hey faceman, I dont like your head or lack thereof"

Faceman by jackalope April 25, 2005