facehab 

1) A place where facebook junkies can go to detox and overcome their addiction.

2) A term for taking a break from over-using facebook.

If you don't stop posting comments on my wall like a social media whore I'm going to have you checked into facehab.

facehab by krankiboy January 20, 2011

faceabotage 

The sabotaging of one's facebook, most notably the status. This is usually done when your facebook is left unnaccounted for and there are friends or roomates around.

My status read "Eddie enjoys dick" after my friend faceabotaged my facebook.

"Jim is snorting coke off of a hooker's ass" was the product of my latest faceabotage.

faceabotage by Eddie Alpaqa February 26, 2009

facehat 

A person who would be delightful to have sit on your face as you give them oral pleasure.

"That girl over there is such a facehat."

"I wouldn't mind you being my facehat anyday, girl."

facehat by SCTI February 3, 2008

Facetable 

A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*

Facetable by Lince September 9, 2009

faceHarmony 

A combination of Facebook and eHarmony.

When someone adds another as a friend, and decides to get with that person, whom they've never met.

WTF? Will is dating Jennetta? I'm pretty sure he just added her as a friend. He's trying to win women over faceHarmony.

faceHarmony by ibedoinyourmom January 31, 2010

Guatemalan Facehat 

The delicate art of a women putting both legs behind her head and performing oral inter-coarse

Can you do that thing with your legs behind your head? Guatemalan Facehat I don't think so.

Guatemalan Facehat by Sheisse Grenata March 6, 2009

Facehate 

To use Facebook as a platform to hate or complain on someone or something. Normally about a person, job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because the hate needs to be let out.

Facehate sample:

Rich hopes everything bad that can happen to a person, happens to Cody and him only.

Facehate by Cheeva August 6, 2009