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faceabotage 

The sabotaging of one's facebook, most notably the status. This is usually done when your facebook is left unnaccounted for and there are friends or roomates around.
My status read "Eddie enjoys dick" after my friend faceabotaged my facebook.

"Jim is snorting coke off of a hooker's ass" was the product of my latest faceabotage.
faceabotage by Eddie Alpaqa February 26, 2009
A person who would be delightful to have sit on your face as you give them oral pleasure.
"That girl over there is such a facehat."

"I wouldn't mind you being my facehat anyday, girl."
facehat by SCTI February 3, 2008

Facetable 

A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*
Facetable by Lince September 9, 2009

faceHarmony 

A combination of Facebook and eHarmony.

When someone adds another as a friend, and decides to get with that person, whom they've never met.
WTF? Will is dating Jennetta? I'm pretty sure he just added her as a friend. He's trying to win women over faceHarmony.
faceHarmony by ibedoinyourmom January 31, 2010

Guatemalan Facehat 

The delicate art of a women putting both legs behind her head and performing oral inter-coarse
Can you do that thing with your legs behind your head? Guatemalan Facehat I don't think so.

Facehate 

To use Facebook as a platform to hate or complain on someone or something. Normally about a person, job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because the hate needs to be let out.
Facehate sample:

Rich hopes everything bad that can happen to a person, happens to Cody and him only.
Facehate by Cheeva August 6, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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