Dogmocracy

A society ruled by whatever most of the dogs decide to do.

The dogmocracy ruled in favor of howling at the firetruck, knocking over the garbage can for scraps, and then face-humping the neighbor's cat.

by krankiboy July 11, 2010

GU

Short for Geographically Undesirable. A man or woman who lives so far away that dating them becomes inconvenient.

I broke up with that cute girl I was dating because the long drive to her house made her GU.

by Krankiboy December 02, 2007

NGaDA

An abbreviation for Not Give a Damn About.

Thanks for not bothering to come to by birthday. I'll just add you to the top of my NGaDA list.

Can we please agree to officially NGaDA who your ex-girlfriend is flirting with?

by krankiboy February 08, 2011

facehab

1) A place where facebook junkies can go to detox and overcome their addiction.

2) A term for taking a break from over-using facebook.

If you don't stop posting comments on my wall like a social media whore I'm going to have you checked into facehab.

by krankiboy January 20, 2011

new year's eve

The peak time of year to observe drunken girl on girl kissing!

Dude, Jen and Tracy are totally going new year's eve on each other!

by krankiboy January 01, 2005

Sailing to Tibet

A phrase describing an idea that is poorly thought out. First used in the Mission district of San Francisco.

Adam is totally sailing to Tibet with his plan to quit his job and become a private investigator.

by Krankiboy May 19, 2007

dogacratic

dogacratic: A form of government where a majority of dogs decide what is acceptable.

I say we form a dogacratic society where we are free to run naked in the park, lick whomever we please, deficate outside, and eat food off the floor.

by krankiboy July 11, 2010