facefact 

To tell a nigga that he´s ugly as shit or to tell him that he´s a son of a bitch

Ouh you´r such an fatass. facefact

Damn u´r such an fukkin son of a bitch. facefact

facefact by facefact February 7, 2019

facefart 

when a man/woman farts into the face of a man/woman for sexual or humiliation reasons.

i think i will facefart him in the bathroom.


i facefarted her in bed last night.

facefart by randomcanadianeh October 17, 2009

facefartbook 

a social network web site consisting of a community of well-written, well-crafted gripes or "farts". a place to share observations or complaints of things that bother you.

If I have one more article shoved down my throat about the possible reasons Jennifer Aniston can't find love I'm going to unleash my thoughts on facefartbook

facefartbook by brewkah assault May 6, 2011

facefartbook 

a social network for the crafty, clever, comedic complainer. people share their gripes, comments aka. "farts" on this website. No topic is off limits and all opinions are welcome.

Some guy cut me off today then filpped ME the bird. As soon as I get home I am going to let this jerk have it on facefartbook.

facefartbook by brewkah assault May 27, 2011

Facefast 

Ignoring facebook for a given amount of time to accomplish things in the real world.

Juanita went on a facefast cuz she had this ocd obsession w/ looking at her tagged pictures.

Facefast by GPR143 September 11, 2010

facefacemeow

When you have absolutely nothing better to say or when your brain fails you in come backs, all that comes out of your mouth is 'facefacemeow'.

Sacha: "I'm just retarded whenever I park in the pharmaceutical parking..."

Tim: "Just when your parking there or..."

Sacha: "Facefacemeow"

facefacemeow by fortunecookiewriter May 6, 2010

Facefart 

When one makes an unintentional posting error on Facebook. Derived from FACEbook + brainFART.

Man, I had a serious Facefart today--while posting to my gf's wall about how to properly execute a dirty sanchez, I accidentially posted to Mom's!

Facefart by Rob Bastard October 31, 2011