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facefart 

when a man/woman farts into the face of a man/woman for sexual or humiliation reasons.
i think i will facefart him in the bathroom.


i facefarted her in bed last night.
facefart by randomcanadianeh October 17, 2009

facefartbook 

a social network web site consisting of a community of well-written, well-crafted gripes or "farts". a place to share observations or complaints of things that bother you.
If I have one more article shoved down my throat about the possible reasons Jennifer Aniston can't find love I'm going to unleash my thoughts on facefartbook

facefartbook 

a social network for the crafty, clever, comedic complainer. people share their gripes, comments aka. "farts" on this website. No topic is off limits and all opinions are welcome.
Some guy cut me off today then filpped ME the bird. As soon as I get home I am going to let this jerk have it on facefartbook.

Facefast 

Ignoring facebook for a given amount of time to accomplish things in the real world.
Juanita went on a facefast cuz she had this ocd obsession w/ looking at her tagged pictures.
Facefast by GPR143 September 11, 2010

facefacemeow

When you have absolutely nothing better to say or when your brain fails you in come backs, all that comes out of your mouth is 'facefacemeow'.
Sacha: "I'm just retarded whenever I park in the pharmaceutical parking..."

Tim: "Just when your parking there or..."

Sacha: "Facefacemeow"

Facefart 

When one makes an unintentional posting error on Facebook. Derived from FACEbook + brainFART.
Man, I had a serious Facefart today--while posting to my gf's wall about how to properly execute a dirty sanchez, I accidentially posted to Mom's!
Facefart by Rob Bastard October 31, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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