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saddd faceee 

noun, adj., verb to express sadness through either a deppresive frown or through the emocation :(
Bob:I cant go the mall today
Sally: Saddd faceee :(((((
saddd faceee by AnOn CAT January 2, 2011

Faceterbate 

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.
Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.

faceless 

A wrod describing an online persona/individual that has no form of media identifying the actual person behind the computer.
"This guy who just requested me is faceless."
faceless by TrindMyst September 8, 2007

Facekeyboard 

Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
Jesus fucking christ my computer is so fucking slow!! *facekeyboard*
Facekeyboard by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

faceterbating 

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.
Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.
faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

The Faceless 

A Los Angeles technical death metal band that makes you wanna play drums real bad.
At the Faceless show:

Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"

Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."
The Faceless by Aaron Liao January 11, 2009