verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.
Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaffburns and a sticky belly buton.
Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
A Los Angeles technical death metal band that makes you wanna play drums real bad.
At the Faceless show:
Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"
Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.