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Facebook your ass
When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.
She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds
Facebook your ass by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019
Facebook Fireman
This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.
Facebook Fireman by NYCFF July 18, 2012
Facebook Worth
=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).
A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
Facebook Worth by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016
Facebook Is Dead To Me
When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.
Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?
Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,
they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.
Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,
they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.
Facebook Is Dead To Me by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016
Facebook job
Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.
Facebook job by Extra Mayo June 9, 2016
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.