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female english person who is unreliable,a thief,very ugly,fat,drug abusing, butch dyke and quite often completely mental
sam went home with a real pweb last night and they stole his/her wallet
Pweb by seatime February 6, 2010
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Acronym, stands for Post Work Eating Binge. A PWEB is the act of stuffing ones face with food immediately on returning from work. Usually this consists of left over pizza, curry or other last nights takeaway. If last night didn't involve takeaway, the foodstuffs can be toast, slabs of cheese, ham, or other tasty morsels found in the fridge and requiring no preparation.
I was so hungry when I got home, I just couldn't help but have a massive PWEB.

No dinner for me thanks, I had a PWEB earlier.
PWEB by ByThePowerOfGrayskull May 18, 2010
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pwebs Pwebis pweba Pwebble pwebby Pwebes Pwebfo gray pwebs
Pweb is a name of a made up animal with green soggy skin and bipedal structure and an overall "froggy" look. A response to the word is often that the other person grabs his/hers cheeks, stretches them out and starts doing shortly interrupted churchling sounds.
Pwebs have been invented in UK during an English lesson as a part of a social debate concerning gypsy community.
Pweb is teh pwab is teh plime to the twab.
Pweb by Mish February 15, 2004
Someone who has trouble pronouncing pebble.
Where are your Pwebbles? Why are the Pwebbles $17.50 and not $10.00?
Pwebble by Huskamute November 7, 2014
A person with genitalia that is not shaved.
I had sex with my boyfriend last night...but he was such a hairy pwebis.
Pwebis by FF7BUSTERSWORD January 4, 2019

gray pwebs 

getting stressed out to the piont your pubes turn gray, annoying to the extream of pubes turning gray. ball ache
fuck me our lass is giving me gray pwebs moaning about cleaning
gray pwebs by Mtzjon March 19, 2009
Pubic Hair. esp Used to refer to lack thereof in derogatory sense
"Ga'an no pwebs", "You have no pwebs", "I like your pwebs"
pwebs by Skiddy September 14, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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