facebookish
I'm on a different neighborhood website and it's more direct contact with people which is not so facebookish as some other sites are.
facebookish by Purple T May 9, 2018
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Facebookophobe
One who avoids facebook due to the saturation of the menial tasks people describe in detail with poor grammar/spelling/diction. Nobody is as interesting as facebook would indicate.
Facebookophobes also believe facebook a pestilence.
Facebookophobes also believe facebook a pestilence.
I am a full-fledged facebookophobe, I don't give a shit how tasty your chipotle burrito was. I also think self-shots make you look like you live in your toilet.
Facebookophobe by Johnnie Appleseedling December 1, 2011
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facebookphobia
Feeling of disgust or contempt toward facebook. You feel the world would be much better if facebook never existed or existed in a form such as Linkedin.
You hate adding friends for popularity contents, you hate having "friends" revealing all of what's going on with their life while they are not really your friends and never talk to you. You feel your list of friends is a sort of address book with too much information. You feel a world was much better for ex-es (ex-friend, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife etc) when Facebook did not exist, especially for lonely people with broken hearts. Facebook feels too clingy, too invasive and too overwhelming. You feel Facebook became too big.
You feel a contempt to Facebook as Bruce Willis in one movie toward Surrogates.
You hate adding friends for popularity contents, you hate having "friends" revealing all of what's going on with their life while they are not really your friends and never talk to you. You feel your list of friends is a sort of address book with too much information. You feel a world was much better for ex-es (ex-friend, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife etc) when Facebook did not exist, especially for lonely people with broken hearts. Facebook feels too clingy, too invasive and too overwhelming. You feel Facebook became too big.
You feel a contempt to Facebook as Bruce Willis in one movie toward Surrogates.
- Mark is facebookphobic because he thinks Facebook makes too much distractions in making friends in real life and avoiding enemies.
-How do you save humanity when the only thing that's real is you?
- People with facebookphobia avoid facebook as much as possible
- Facebook profiles are online version of surrogates from a Bruce Willis movie. People appear to be what they are not in the real life.
-How do you save humanity when the only thing that's real is you?
- People with facebookphobia avoid facebook as much as possible
- Facebook profiles are online version of surrogates from a Bruce Willis movie. People appear to be what they are not in the real life.
facebookphobia by Master Joie September 14, 2010
facebookscaping
facebookscaping by Kayore October 22, 2010
Facebookahol
The substance which Facebookaholics crave. Warning: facebookahol is highly addictive, should only be consumed in small doses, and should be kept out of the reach of children. Side effects include, but are not limited to, sore fingers, red eyes, fatigue/drowsiness, and occasionally diahrrea, heart failure, and maybe even death.
Consider yourself warned.
Consider yourself warned.
"I'M A FACEBOOKACHOLIC!!!! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH FACEBOOKAHOL!!!!"
Doctor: "Quick! Get me a computer. I need 50 cc's of facebookahol pronto. Hurry!! We might lose him!!!"
Doctor: "Quick! Get me a computer. I need 50 cc's of facebookahol pronto. Hurry!! We might lose him!!!"
Facebookahol by JesseMarantz February 28, 2008
conspicuous facebooking
When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.
Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"
Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.
Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!
Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?
Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.
Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!
Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?
conspicuous facebooking by WCvolv April 3, 2010
Investigative Facebooking
A euphemism for Facebook stalking.
A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"
B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
Investigative Facebooking by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011