Face-blaster

Someone who relentlessly pounds facebook with lots of photos, groups, and pointless statuses, often in an effort to seem popular.

A Faceblaster is usually a decent looking but slightly obnoxious teenage girl. They often like statuses when it doesnt make sense. Leave comments like "i loooove u girl!!!" and other meaningless comments on thier friends walls.

"That chick Keely is a Face-blaster"
"Deffinitely, i bet she added 3 new photo albums just this week!!"

by deurf February 4, 2010

baby face's blaster

a tf2 primary weapon for the scout class that was nerfed to the ground by valve

its main ablity is when you deal damage you gain a boost but now all it takes is 25 damage or doubble jumping for it to be canceled

scout1: remember the old baby face's blaster
scout2: yea too bad its nerfed

by sniper nate October 23, 2020

Face Baster

A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.

Bimbo: That fucking asshole!

Friend: What happened?

Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!

Friend: Fucking Face Baster!

Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.

by Kevin M. Breunig February 4, 2009

Faceblaster

A guitar solo so triumphant that it is capable of blasting the listener's face off.

Fuck man, Dime can rip off a faceblaster like nothin'.

by Jesus McCandyland May 22, 2010