Facetoast

The ultimate burn. When someone burns someone else, they have commited "Facetoast".

Friend: Dude, I heard you have a small ****!

You: That's not what your mom said

This is a perfect example of "Facetoast".

by La Chupacabra September 1, 2005

faceboast

To boast about your accomplishments or your exciting social life using Facebook status updates to show off to the world. See also "facebrag."

Alex faceboasts every weekend. He tries so hard to make us jealous of his social life.

by OsirusR July 22, 2009

Facecrastination

the act of procrastinating by use of Facebook.

I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.

by Holla_at_yo_Schola! October 25, 2009

Fagtoast

A derogative term used for a homosexual in possession of toasted bread goods and or toasted bread good paraphinalia.

Jason Wheeler is a Fag Toast

by Not a FagToast June 25, 2003

Facewasting

Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life

Oh God, I need to get some friends and stop spending my time facewasting!

by MasterHowl June 13, 2009

Facetwat

n., 1. An individual who compulsively and serially posts photographs of themselves on Facebook in an effort to gain self-gratifying attention. 2. A photographic self-portrait usually taken at arms length. Such photographs are characterised by a resultant looming, horse/spoon-faced image of the subject. 3. A rampant self-publicist.

They're such an annoying Facetwat. They keep posting spoonface pictures of themselves on Facebook just to get attention.

by GreyFlames March 31, 2011

faketastic

Something that is both fake and fantastic. Generally used in regard to food.

That french toast made with fake eggs and artificial sweetener was faketastic!

by Brian Enos November 6, 2006