facebatn' 

The act of wacking off to random facebook pitures

Joey went facebatn'.

facebatn' by joeystanyard April 6, 2011

Facebang 

The act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch. A synonym of "Facefuck."

I wanna facebang the secretary.

Facebang by youwishvirg August 4, 2009

facebanking 

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook

'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''

facebanking by daniel75iv August 4, 2012

facebate 

When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends

There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.

facebate by Alex Costa November 15, 2007

Facebang 

The act of performing cunnilingus. Like fingerbanging, but with the face. Bonus points for girl on girl.

"Dude, Erica totally Facebanged Riley last night!"
"No wai!"
"Yeah dude."

Facebang by Isotopian October 20, 2008

facebatical

An extended break from posting on Facebook. not quitting but taking a break knowing you will return afterwards.

Christine was busy at work last week so she took a facebatical.

facebatical by Johnny1965 January 22, 2014

Facebate 

A word used to describe the action of using Facebook habitually for no reason other than to occupy one's fingers.

Generally speaking, I facebate most mornings..

Facebate by Boowakasha December 7, 2016