face-driving 

Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.

I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.

Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"

Me: "I was face-driving"

Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"

Me: "Meh"

face-driving by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011

Driving Bitch Face 

Whilst driving a 90’s Japanese Sports car that look of satisfaction that is embedded so deeply one could confuse it with adultery

Al- “Yo Davo! Looks like you really love driving your S4 RX7?”
Davo- Sitting behind the wheel, silence, nothing but - Driving Bitch Face…
Al-“respect..”

Driving Bitch Face by Dip1nutNowgit2? March 24, 2022

Diving face split 

The took place in Spain, 2009 that is 13-14 years ago. 2 brothers are at the beach and they were diving in the ocean. One of the brother perfectly dived into the ocean without injuries at all but it did not go well for the other brother, so let me just tell you about what happened in the video, so the other brother jumps and ended landing on the ground with his face split open and next he fell into the water turning the water into clear into bloody red. The other brother was in the hospital later but the doctors try everything but failed, the other brother did not make it.

Homie 2: I JUST WATCHED DIVING FACE SPLIT, HELP ME PLEASE.
Homie 4: I am getting bleach for my poor eyes now, also there is bleach in the other bathroom if you want it

Diving face split by Homies3washere October 12, 2023

Facedriving

Using Facebook whilst driving, usually in violation of state or local laws and with total disregard of the safety of yourself and others.

Timmy was charged with vehicular manslaughter after running over six children while facedriving.

Facedriving by mikehasacat October 3, 2018

facediving 

Using Facebook status updates, comments and other posted material to gather and accumulate knowledge and information about friends, family and loved ones, rather than finding the information through more direct means, like asking the person (or persons) face-to-face, by email or by text.

His girlfriend found out he was at the frat party instead of work because she went facediving through his older brother's photo album.

facediving by Newton Sylmar February 28, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019