Facedriving

Using Facebook whilst driving, usually in violation of state or local laws and with total disregard of the safety of yourself and others.

Timmy was charged with vehicular manslaughter after running over six children while facedriving.

Facedriving by mikehasacat October 3, 2018

faceriding 

(V.) the act of the girl placing her vagina on your mouth & the action of sucking, licking & slurping is taken place.

Alicia said faceriding feels great. if done well, you can squirt

faceriding by Angie29371 March 2, 2014

facediving 

Using Facebook status updates, comments and other posted material to gather and accumulate knowledge and information about friends, family and loved ones, rather than finding the information through more direct means, like asking the person (or persons) face-to-face, by email or by text.

His girlfriend found out he was at the frat party instead of work because she went facediving through his older brother's photo album.

facediving by Newton Sylmar February 28, 2011

face-driving 

Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.

I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.

Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"

Me: "I was face-driving"

Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"

Me: "Meh"

face-driving by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011

facedrinking 

The act of drinking while interacting on facebook.

I was drinking and chatting with friends on facebook while having a cocktail. I then updated my status to "sean is fracedrinking". Virtual happy hours on Friday afternoon on facebook are known as facedrinking fridays.

facedrinking by azblaze April 26, 2010

faceriming 

The act of using facebook and playing skyrim at the same time.

Time to go do some faceriming.

faceriming by Dangina1 January 7, 2012