face stabbings

Piercings in ones face. Usually chunks of metal sticking out of unexpected locations.

She didn't make it through security because all her face stabbings kept setting off the metal detector.

by fell July 17, 2007

stabbing face

Being excessivly hard on yourself for mistakes made and/or opportunities missed.

Openly admitting being wrong at the expsense of dignity or self image.

After letting her walk out of his life for the last time, Max was stabbing face for months.

by CAiNiAC February 26, 2009

stabbing face

When a guy is getting head.

Friend 1: "How was that date last night?"
Friend 2: "Totally ended up stabbing face!"
Friend 1: "Nice." (accompanied by high five)

by TastyBIGWang February 10, 2007

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019

Facestabbing

The art of applying a slam, inflicting an insult or gossipping on Facebook. The comment is done in such a way that the reader may not even know they, or someone they know, is being Facestabbed. If the reader is fortunate, a post from someone else will connect the dots and the reader will have an "I get it moment" and know that so and so has just been Facestabbed.

I didn't even realize that Laura was facestabbing Angie on Facebook the other day.

by Naffamily November 25, 2010