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Facestabbing 

The art of applying a slam, inflicting an insult or gossipping on Facebook. The comment is done in such a way that the reader may not even know they, or someone they know, is being Facestabbed. If the reader is fortunate, a post from someone else will connect the dots and the reader will have an "I get it moment" and know that so and so has just been Facestabbed.
I didn't even realize that Laura was facestabbing Angie on Facebook the other day.
Facestabbing by Naffamily November 25, 2010
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Facestalking 

Using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. You know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. Obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. This leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.
Talking on facebook chat
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.
Facestalking by <<Chris>> February 24, 2009
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facestalking 

Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.
Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.
facestalking by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007

facestalking 

n. The act of stalking someone on facebook. Though has been known to backfire thanks to apps like top stalker, it has been useful for lazy stalkers to keep up on their favorite targets.
Dude, this chick in my photography class has no idea I'm facestalking her.
facestalking by Number13 September 20, 2010
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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