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When someone is so damn cute, you could eat their face.

That’s some great face jerky she’s got going on!

face jerky by Misselaneeus May 16, 2019

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jerky face

The epitome of all curse words. Is a noun. Basically means that someone is not worthy of living because of their face. Worse then calling someone a motherf***er
The worst insult you could ever call someone.
Ever.

I hate you! I HATE YOU! YOUR nothing but a stinkin... a stinkin jerky face!

jerky face by dadio LP September 12, 2006

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face jerk

When you jerk off sitting on your girls face while concurrently looking in the mirror and grunting.

I told her not to make eye contact while I face jerked on her.

face jerk by Ol' Cotton Balls September 25, 2018

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jerk face

Someone who seems to take joy in insulting others. Or what your little brother calls you when "butthead" has been used too many times

guy1: this guy right next to me is sooo gay!!!
guy2: stop telling people my buisnise you jerk face!

jerk face by Nathandavis101 March 10, 2007

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Jerk Face

A nickname for Chicago Bears's quarterback Jay Cutler which refers to fact that he has the face of jerk.

Jerk Face has thrown three interceptions today and now I want to kill myself. What a Jerk Face!

Jerk Face by BearsFannnnn December 13, 2010

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Jerk face

Someone who has done something rude, offensive, or otherwise unpleasant by your standards. Often times, "jerk" simply does not qualify as the proper "dis" so jerk face must be used. Derived from the english words "jerk" and face".

"Oh snap, Darryl just broke up with Sha nay-nay a day before her birthday! He is such a jerk face!"

Jerk face by Nostradamus August 12, 2004

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jerk face

said to someone who's being an ass to you or something.

stop being such a jerk face

jerk face by Sorix July 18, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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