Nostradamus's definitions

hank and kristy

Meant to be.....

Those guys are so Hank and Kristy

by Nostradamus December 28, 2014

Tamontre

While many may have similar sounding names, only one in the world will ever be named Tamontre. Referencing the brightest and fastest orbiting planet in the galaxy. Successful, rich, logically drive, socially calibrated. Anyone who knows this person would say they can’t stop having a great time with them. Vibrant energy and beautiful smile gives them networking advantages. Seen as the most peaceful human in existence.

Tamontre is a majestic alluring creature

by Nostradamus November 23, 2021

Jerk face

Someone who has done something rude, offensive, or otherwise unpleasant by your standards. Often times, "jerk" simply does not qualify as the proper "dis" so jerk face must be used. Derived from the english words "jerk" and face".

"Oh snap, Darryl just broke up with Sha nay-nay a day before her birthday! He is such a jerk face!"

by Nostradamus August 12, 2004