Facejerk

When you go on facebook to whack off to people

Jonboi: What you be doing tonite, mon?
SexDevient: Facejerking

by Cum Cum December 23, 2009

Facemerk

When somebody posts an embarrassing Facebook status update from your account when you aren't looking.

Let's Facemerk Jessica while she's in the bathroom by typing a status update telling everyone that she just took the biggest bowel movement in her life!

by TimGUNZ April 6, 2011

face jerk

When you jerk off sitting on your girls face while concurrently looking in the mirror and grunting.

I told her not to make eye contact while I face jerked on her.

by Ol' Cotton Balls September 25, 2018