Face Blanket 

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.

What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket

Face Blanket by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015

face blanket 

This is a simply a beard.

"Hey it's getting cold out"
"I know, it's so cold I think it might be time to grow a face blanket."

face blanket by MHSL January 27, 2013

white yogurt face blanket 

the act of covering someone's face with so much semen that it resembles a blanket of yogurt

"Hey Tommy what did you do last night?"

"well I hooked up with this girl from the internet. She looked kinda busted but she gobbled my man thermos then I gave her the white yogurt face blanket."

white yogurt face blanket by billy trinkets June 11, 2004

blanket face 

the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head

You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers

blanket face by creaternity August 16, 2006

Blanket face 

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

Blanket face by Mliv June 10, 2020

Faceblanked 

1. To ignore someone on Facebook. This can be considered especially rude if the person has posted something directly on to your wall that requires an answer. Also can be incredibly empowering to the person who is Faceblanking.

2. To ignore someone for Facebook. Whole conversations can be carried out to someone's back, as they roam Facebook, without the speaking party realising they are being Faceblanked. This has been made increasingly worse by the use of mobile internet to access Facebook and growing wi-fi access avaliable in and around cities.

A: "Hey, did you see the game the other day?"
B: *Continues to use Facebook Chat*
A: "I'll take that as a no...So did you know that an alien abducted me last night?"
B: *Continues use of Facebook*
A: "Well I know when I've been well and truely Faceblanked."

Faceblanked by BeccaFaceblanked July 12, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005