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when a rather large girl has intercourse with a smaller species of the rodent family.
she definitely facacta with dem lab mice yo, look at all dat juice.
facacta by Andrew Ryan II October 2, 2007
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An adjective meaning 'wrong', 'messed up', or somehow screwy.
A common misspelling of Yiddish farkakte. Probably somebody thought it looked more official as a Latinized word.
Thats one focacta peanut butter pickle egg salad sandwich.
focacta by yiddishExpert April 23, 2007
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I hate working with these facocta old slow computers...
facocta by verklempt September 8, 2005
1. What an idiot says at random times to make their mum piss themselves. Generally funnier with a weird Italian accent.

2. How my sister says focaccia.
Facarta! Facarta!

That facarta bread was delicious.
facarta by Floki_90 May 23, 2016
Fa-ca-ca.

1. A word defining a particular masturbation act conducted by a male. It is the action of lying on ones back with the hips high in the air while masturbating and during the climax, directs the penis vertically and shoots his ejaculate up and over into or on his own rectum.

2. An adjective describing a pathetic person.

2. Describing something as "fucked"
And in the depths of his despair, in his final hour, he performed a glorious facaca to help relieve some stress before taking the BAR exam.
facaca by predator55 November 30, 2016
fa·ca.ca (northeastern USA american-italian slang)

1. An old, decrepit, person or younger person who thinks like an old, decrepit person. A close minded person, set in their way and not open to new generational ideas or things fogey, old fart
Vinny: "Mom! Why is the music in this department store so boring sounding?"

Mom: "Because if they play the kind of music you like the facacas will complain."
facaca by Judy B January 11, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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