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The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.
You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.
Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009
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Favstar Whore 

People on Twitter who exist only for the purpose of giving and receiving "Favorite" stars and being a "big deal" on Favstar.fm. They believe themselves to be celebrities of sorts but are, in reality, merely members of a Favstar clique devoted to giving and receiving stars. They seldom interact on Twitter at any level aside from starring tweets that may or may not be mildly funny, in a desperate attempt to make it to the lamest page of all: The Favstar Leaderboard. Favstar whores will unfollow you on Twitter if you're not giving them enough stars.
That Favstar Whore unfollowed me on Twitter because I wasn't starring his lame, unfunny tweets.
Favstar Whore by Pete Puma September 20, 2010

bat fastard 

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.
look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.
bat fastard by anal passage July 19, 2006
a person who masterbates so often and well he is considered a pro at FAPPING. he is pornstar status of FAPPING.
chase has been sitting at home all day fapping for 12 hours straight. he is such a FAPSTAR
fapstar by fapinabox November 16, 2010
fies·tar /fI Est tAr/ Pronunciation {fjes-thar}, -verb
(third-person plural simple present fiestan, present participle fiestando, simple past fiestaron)

1. A social gathering for entretainment in latin countries. (Used when drunk enough)
Invented by north americans that didn't know the verb "to party" in a spanish speaking country.
Americans: "Tonight we will all go to fiestar togheter"
Chilean guy: You mean to party?
Americans: Isn't it the same?
Fiesta - but as a verb!
We used to soy “vamos a la fiesta” but now we just say “fiestamos”. We love the new verb fiestar!!
Fiestar by 420pussy July 19, 2021