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Fatally Obese. We're talking Jabba the Hutt obese.
Your mom is so fabese her kankles sprung leaks.
fabese by Aaron Rowland May 11, 2006
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To break both your knees and a wrist bone while sledding, possibly the worst way to injure something, you dumb piece of crap.
Clark had a farese and is immobile from now until P-Rich comes home.
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Similar to having phone sex, FaceSex is the act of having telecommunicational sex via FaceTime, most commonly done using a portable device such as an iPod or an iPhone.
"Me and Natasha had some crazy FaceSex last night, thank god my phone is stain resistant!"
FaceSex by KarSal March 27, 2012

FadeSexual 

Having a sexual attraction to Instagram user shojofade
I only like fade so I'm fadesexual
FadeSexual by DaddyDenji February 2, 2021
“you’re such a neek
“that’s like saying faobese bro”
faobese by neilisthekingofslang June 11, 2023

Fabiseski 

Being fab in hip gadook dadook ahhhhhhhhh . (also a very good lover or friend
Yeah he was a good fabiseski and i miss him.
Fabiseski by greatfabski February 9, 2010
The specific affected manner of speaking by gay men. Usually lispy and high-pitched in an attempt to sound like women but not quite hitting the mark. Instead they just speak "fagese".
"Oh, Bob!", Cleve said in fagese to his gay friend at the Sf street fair..."That colour lookths stho fabuloustho on you!"
fagese by annabanana1999 April 13, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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