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faobese by neilisthekingofslang June 11, 2023
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Flobese
When someone is awkwardly fat.
When a women, (or male..) can't seem to lose weight, and never wants to stop gaining it. They try to get help but feel to awkward to really stick with it.
Fat+Obese=Flobese
Not sure where the "L" came from...i guess it was found in the flobese persons fat rolls..
When a women, (or male..) can't seem to lose weight, and never wants to stop gaining it. They try to get help but feel to awkward to really stick with it.
Fat+Obese=Flobese
Not sure where the "L" came from...i guess it was found in the flobese persons fat rolls..
Flobese woman: hi i am here to sign up for jenny craig.
Worker: Alright, did you see all of the wonderful weight loss tips we have as you get started?
flobese woman: oh...
*leaves and goes to burger king.*
Worker: Alright, did you see all of the wonderful weight loss tips we have as you get started?
flobese woman: oh...
*leaves and goes to burger king.*
Flobese by Shegottadonk34567 April 24, 2010
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.