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Australian colloquial term for 'fuck'. Based on the sound of the Australian Raven. The Australian Raven has a distinctive call that sounds like 'Faaark!'
A famous Australian variety show host, Graham Kennedy, got in some trouble back in the seventies when he cried "Faaark!" on live television.
" Fuck me! I had a cunt of a day at work and then I forgot to go to the bottle-o on the way home for a six-pack! FAAARK!"]
Faaark by Indica Man September 25, 2010
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Simliar to fack, another way of saying 'fuck'. Very Australianised, often used in exasperation.
Damo: It feels like we're missing a scene
Dave: Did we get the one of us running off the train?
Damo: FAAARK!
FAAARK by DMac#23 September 16, 2005
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Variation of the word 'fuck'.
Used to accent the original swear word in order to show gravity of situation, stress levels or amazement.
So now my prosthetic cock is still up her and It's been too long for me to say anything. Faaack!
faaack by facesitter November 29, 2009

Falarkey 

An amalgamation of "fucking" and "malarkey". Especially useful in the work place if swearing is likely to offend.
It was a right falarkey getting through to you.
Falarkey by Iminahellofamess January 22, 2011
the word that turns me on wen a bitch wants it harder
o o o baby FaAaKKK me harder
FaAaKKK by Kantoutbreakdis February 18, 2005

Faarken Reeetard

Self-admonishment for a temporary inability to overcome a much inferior opponent due to short-term brain fade.

May be used as a form of motivation in semi-professional sporting circles where code violations and other forms of penalty are less likely to be enforced.
During her tennis match Gail says "Faarken Reeetard! I can't BELIEVE I'm going to lose to this gurl!!"

(much hilarity and mirth on the sidelines given the actual quality of the "useless" gurl being referred to)
Faarken Reeetard by Sideline Critic February 9, 2012
or...what a bitch says when she realizes thats as good as it gets.
ooohhhh FaAaKKK me harder(def 1)...FaAaKKK thats all you got!(def 2)
FaAaKKK by heavenlilo April 27, 2005
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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