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Used by neds/kevs/chavs instead of 'fucking'. This is due to an individual having extremely poor langauge skills, probably as a result of poor parenting, which snowballs to effect education & therefore the development of proper pronunciation & grammar.

May also appear as 'fokin'.
Kev: "Fockin innit bey."
Ned: "Fokin yea."
Fockin' by Traize July 4, 2005
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Fockin Reet 

Said by Geordies when something good happens.
Direct Translation:"Fucking Right"
usually has like or man on the end of it.
Ah'm goin doon toon for stotties an beans like. Fockin reet man.
Fockin reet like.
Fockin Reet by Jim Hender September 16, 2007

fockin wanka

A very British way of saying ‘what a bitch’ or ‘what an asshole
Look at that fockin wanka, he’s such a loser
fockin wanka by chasersl July 1, 2021

fockin' dick'ed 

someone who is completely rubbish.
"ye wot ye FOCKIN' DICK'ED"
fockin' dick'ed by ghost57 August 22, 2006

fockin lannesters 

a slur directed at people who behave similarly to the lannisters from game of thrones mostly in reference to the incestous relationship between cersei and jaime usually with the adition of a fake irish accent
tim: so your wife cheated on you?

nick: yeah with her brother
matt: yikes that's fucked up man
bryce: this is why you don't trust fockin lannesters they're always fockin shagging they:re siblins

u fockin wot m8 

A statement indicating extreme offense, also written in such a way as to give the impression of the phrase being pronounced with a British accent.
U fockin wot m8? Oi'll fock ye roight up!
u fockin wot m8 by lecxE tfosorciM January 30, 2017

unleash the fockin fury 

1.) To shred madly and technically on a Fender stratocaster.
2.) A phrase to be used in case a "bitch" passanger on an airplane spills a glass of water on you out of spite, because she overheard your negative comments on homosexuals and disagreed.
"Joo've uleashed the fockin' fury... Joooo've unleashed the FOCKIN' FURY!"
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