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a substitute for the word 'fucking' which will not set off work place filters;

intensifier, very colloquial;
what took you so focking long?
focking by familyfeedbag January 24, 2011
Words you can keep
Facebook Stalking.
Hi, I'm focking you.
focking by lolrrrraa December 27, 2010
She was focking dirty to her boyfriend
Focking by LazyDayz19162 October 5, 2009
A very British way of saying "fucking".
Often used to make fun of British accent.
Oi mate, would you mind awfully passing me those crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights? Im rather focking hungry bruv.
focking by Petnold June 25, 2022

FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH 

Definition of Hottie Landon
Person 1: DAMNNNN!!! HOTTIE LANDON IS ONE FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH!!!
FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH by Sharty Bae January 3, 2021

focking mint 

Focking mint” is typically used to remark on a less than desirable situation or lifestyle
Lucy: Greg you have school today
Greg: that’s focking mint

Greg: Lucy’s messy car- focking mint!
Lucy: who’s fault is that?
focking mint by Your_Best_Friend6 December 1, 2019

focking loser

a twerp and a nobody who fails frequently or is generally unsuccessful in life or is useless in life. Another name for "fucking loser" used in anger towards a person or status. "Low Self-esteem."
1. This Skater is a "Focking Loser"!

2. "I'm tired of these focking losers, going out with these hot chicks, I work my ass off to make money, however, these people do not have a job or any self-esteem...."
focking loser by ocbrownbear December 20, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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